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Bathroom Poets

A quote written in bathroom wall "We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like" and another reply written below it - " We vandalize things that aren't ours with quotes we didn't write to impress people taking shits"

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Valentine's Day for an Indian

Roses are red, violets are blue - you have an arranged marriage waiting for you

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I couldn't Agree More

The Pill is the second best thing a woman can put in their mouth to prevent pregnancy

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Saw this at a Tailoring Centre

Best Slogan for Suiting House - To attract bitches act like an asshole, To attract Ladies, Act like a Gentleman

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What it is really like to be 27 single and living alone

What it is really like to be 27 single and living alone - Roses are Red Violets are blue Vodka costs less than dinner for two

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This sums up my student life

A girl student lying crying in desk - I don't even know what I don't know

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If you fall with iPhone6 in your pocket

When you fall down and iphone is in your pocked and you hear a crack you will surely think - "Lord please let that be my leg."

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How expensive in iPhone 6

A guy telling - One doesn't simply purchase an iphone and possess both the kidneys

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Friendzone Never Again

Girl Says: I only see you as a Brother. You Answer: Have you seen Game of Thrones?

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Me fail english that is unpossible

"I heard you failed in English" "Who telled you? It is unpossible. I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away""Ok Bye" "Bye bye God Blast u.."

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Rearrange P N E I S - Entrance Question

Q) Rearrange P N E I S a) Those who answer SPINE became doctor and those who answered Penis are here on facebook

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Neil Patrick Harris on Women

Neil Patrick Harris (Barney) on Women - The only "B" word you should call a woman is Beautiful, Bitches love being called Beautiful

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Rum Forrest Rum

Forrest Gump Asks The Captain (Johny Deep) What's in the bottle? "Rum, Forrest, Rum"

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Barney's rule number one

Barney' rule number one - The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years 11 months old

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This part made worth watching the movie

In a movie scene , Rambo :"I heard you were bitten by a king cobra?" Chuck Norris: Yeah I was. But after five days of excruciating pain .. the cobra died.

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Newton's Third Law of Emotion

Newton's Third Law of Emotion - For every male action, there is female overreaction

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Anti Level Over 9000

Q: What is big, yellow and can't swim A: A Bus full of children

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Seriously C'mon Mom

A black and white picture of a man giving speech "I have a dream that one day my mom will understand that online games cannot be paused"

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Scumbag Android


Common Problem in Android while installing application - App size 8 MB, Free Space 290 MB and still warns you Insufficient Storage Space
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Water Cooler Philosophy

Two people taking where one says "Did you hear about Jimmy?" on which another answers "Great Minds Discuss Ideas, Average Minds Discuss Events , Small Minds discuss people". The first Guy responds "And, Pretentious Minds Quote Eleanor Roosevelt"

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